Just what every girl wants: a troll of her own.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
So finally, she posts
And it's incredibly trivial.
Random trolling
She's not writing anything! Because she has no imagination and no self-discipline. All the wonderful things there are in the world to write about, and she manages to remain uninspired! What's the matter with her!
Also she should clean up her room. And get up earlier in the morning. And exercise more. And be more organized. And stop wasting time on that Badger Badger site.
Also she should stop neglecting her family for the world of the blogosphere.
And she should play with her cat more.
Also she should clean up her room. And get up earlier in the morning. And exercise more. And be more organized. And stop wasting time on that Badger Badger site.
Also she should stop neglecting her family for the world of the blogosphere.
And she should play with her cat more.
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Valentine's Day: the troll's take
pompous! wordy!
I can't believe you let her give out store-bought valentines. Where's your creativity? Would it have been so hard to help her make her own? *Sigh* it comes to this, in the two-working-parent family. Always taking the easy way out.
And you all waited until the last minute because...why, exactly?
You made her write all those names herself? What kind of pressure is that to put on a 4-year-old?
Brevity is not your strong suit, is it?
I can't believe you let her give out store-bought valentines. Where's your creativity? Would it have been so hard to help her make her own? *Sigh* it comes to this, in the two-working-parent family. Always taking the easy way out.
And you all waited until the last minute because...why, exactly?
You made her write all those names herself? What kind of pressure is that to put on a 4-year-old?
Brevity is not your strong suit, is it?
Friday, February 11, 2005
Troll response to this post
All you nay-sayers: just remember that this is ALL FOR ELSWHERE'S OWN GOOD. I really want the best for her! that's why I am continually trying to stop her from making a fool of herself by posting anything that reveals her deep character flaws and/or lack of writing talent. Failing that, I plan to provide line-by-line critiques of her posts, as she composes them. At least you can read these and know I tried. Even if I (sniff!) failed.
I'm not going to bother to quote the sections that correspond to each critique. You can work it out for yourselves. Or not. All I'm trying to do is express myself. It's my blog, you know!
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All those exclamation points. Very derivative of Spanglemonkey.
So where is this going? Really? Do you have a point?
Awkward sentence! What is this, amateur hour?
This whole post is getting out of hand. didn't you write about this already?
Yuppie hypocrite.
Perfect example of over-precious 21st century parenting.
Do you have to make everything so complicated? Can't you just live your life without analyzing it to pieces?
No, you're not.
Overly jolly and flip ending. And kind of facile, no?
And do you really think anyone will read something this long? Puh-lease.
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See? If she'd listened to me in the first place, she wouldn't even have written it. But I do what I can.
I'm not going to bother to quote the sections that correspond to each critique. You can work it out for yourselves. Or not. All I'm trying to do is express myself. It's my blog, you know!
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All those exclamation points. Very derivative of Spanglemonkey.
So where is this going? Really? Do you have a point?
Awkward sentence! What is this, amateur hour?
This whole post is getting out of hand. didn't you write about this already?
Yuppie hypocrite.
Perfect example of over-precious 21st century parenting.
Do you have to make everything so complicated? Can't you just live your life without analyzing it to pieces?
No, you're not.
Overly jolly and flip ending. And kind of facile, no?
And do you really think anyone will read something this long? Puh-lease.
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See? If she'd listened to me in the first place, she wouldn't even have written it. But I do what I can.
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Feh.
She's banished me here. As if one blog wasn't more than she can handle already. "Go get your own blog," she said, "and stop spewing negativity all over mine."
Yeah. Well. Her blog's dumb, anyway. I don't need her. All that mommy-pommy namby-pambiness. I'm way too radical for that. Or maybe I'm too conservative. And I know the interfaithness of her family and her lack of synagogue attendance bothers me. Unless it disturbs me more that she hasn't cast off the shackles of patriarchal religion altogether. And why isn't she living in a more integrated neighborhood? Or, failing that, in a bigger house with hardwood floors?
You can see I've got my work cut out for me.
Yeah. Well. Her blog's dumb, anyway. I don't need her. All that mommy-pommy namby-pambiness. I'm way too radical for that. Or maybe I'm too conservative. And I know the interfaithness of her family and her lack of synagogue attendance bothers me. Unless it disturbs me more that she hasn't cast off the shackles of patriarchal religion altogether. And why isn't she living in a more integrated neighborhood? Or, failing that, in a bigger house with hardwood floors?
You can see I've got my work cut out for me.
